You could not resist watching, right? Once a year Eurovision delivers most crappy songs, outfits and choreographies and this year was no different (well, almost). Let's comment the 'artists' we saw during Saturday's grand finale.
Azerbaijan (the winners) - cute song, lightening and I'm guessing 4th time is a charm. The chick (Nikki) is a Snooki-look-a-like.
Italy - Italian jazz? Don Corleone is spinning with the fish.
Sweden - No clue how he got 3rd place. Well, second loser.
France - They broke the ultimate rule of Eurovision by sending someone who can actually sing. The background was so pretty the only thing I missed were scenes from Lion King or Pocahontas!
Austria - She was so stamping her knees as if she needed to wee.
Moldova - Felt like we were in Tim Burton's movie surrounded by gnomes on acid.
UK - They just started working for Lufthansa (coughs).
Ireland - Clearly love children of Gaga and Bowie.
Estonia - High School Musical went bad.
Denmark - Copycat of Sum-41, but none of them was actually married to Avril Lavigne.
Ukraine - Yes, sand painting took all the focus.
Romania - Tom Cruise's little Romanian brother.
Slovenia - Yay for jazzy hands and Rihanna S&M done bad.
Germany - What's with the condomesque Gaga dancers?!
Finland - Good performance. How surprising!
Bosnia & Herzegovina - Goran Bregovic retired edition.
Georgia - Bad outfits, good tune, good voice (despite the rap part).
Greece - Only Woody Allen can pull off greek comedy.
Spain - Pink = no, song = no no, choreography plank plonk plink song! Monkey do!
Serbia - Color blind Twiggy can sing.
Russia - In case you were wondering what happened to Kenickie after Grease.
Lithuania - *yaaawn*
Iceland - perfect if you're looking for a wedding band singing to meatballs.
Hungary - I have no clue why she compares herself to Celine Dion (!) while reminding us of Dolly Parton!
Switzerland - Na na na na. La la la. Oh, wait, we ran out of lyrics and Toblerone chocolate.
And let's recall the winners once more:
xoxo,
Kasia
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